Sheila - The Warwickshire Modified Slaggg!

Just thought I'd share this with you lot as it makes me howl with laughter every time I see the fuckin thing!!

And yes he is from Southam so please no jokes about being inbred or owt but this is his car... <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

Basically, he bought it for £300 got MOT and Tax for quite a few months yet and when he bought it she looked quite smart. But....

That night, he drove into a van and fucked all the rear quarter panel, and this is where things started to get funny!

The night after, he decided that the trusty Peugeot was actually a Land Rover - green-laning here we go!
Got about 20 metres down the lane, beached it in some deep mud!! This tore apart the front and rear bumpers!!

Then...
The night after this, he managed to drop down a pothole/ditch sorta thing down a back lane and split one of his 17inch rims clean down the centre! On went the spacesaver until he could find a new wheel! Firstly, his cousin supplied him with an Escort wheel, which had to be forced onto the hub and then when on decided it wanted to work loose every 5 miles so he had to keep stopping and tightening it up!! <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: -->

Then...
He got hold of a 306 wheel, but didnt have long enough bolts, so used the standard ones and they were being held on by literally 4 threads!! We dont call him Pikey Udall for nothing! And so now his car is just about sorted he has three 17" wheels and one 14" on the front left! The lower arm is bent and so the camber on the wheel is HILARIOUS! It toes in at the bottom by so much its unreal!! When he turns right it looks like its gonna rip off! - Tbh it probably is but he's been lucky so far!!

Also the rear arch has taken out some of the tyre and so he has bent this back up using a sledgehammer!!!!!
So since all the damage he just doesnt give a monkeys, and has been letting people spray paint it and key their names into and such!! All mighty good fun I can say so myself! I decided to give him illumnious orange door strips and mirrors last night!! <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

So anyway...here are the PICTURES!!!








^^^^^^^ This is where the metal of the arch rubbed on the outer of the tyre!!! <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: -->











Comments welcome...good or bad...LMAO!!

and hes driving that on the road??

ooo shit

i gotta admit though when i first read the topic of this i thought you was refering to the ''shelia that worked at kenilowrth shell petrol station lmao

<!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> You bloody hill billys. He stil drive that round? Death trap or what.

Mattie wrote: and hes driving that on the road??

Oh Yes!
He's been stopped about 34758932028475 times and they cant do anything about it they reckon!! Its all legal apart from a numberplate light if they were being really picky!! Hes taken the sharp edges off on the rear with the sledge hammer so "no potential threat to pedestrians" as the copper put it! <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

Woody wrote: You bloody hill billys. He stil drive that round? Death trap or what.

Hush your noise your a hillbilly too haha!!
Yeah, come out in Southam tonight Mark, see it for yourself lol!! <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

I wasnt born and inbred in Southam <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> That car does look pretty classy. Should put graffiti all over it, like the attention seeker

That is a phat idea!!!

bing it to me so i can have a spray i got a can here:) proper spray paint too