Swine flu jokes..

get yours up i know you have them! lol

Thomson are doing a deal, £99 to Mexico, one day. Now thats not a deal to be sneezed at.

My Mate said he has swine flu.. I think he's just telling porkie's though!

They say you can only catch swine flu through infected pig's..... I heard Jack Tweed is shitting himself

Been on the phone to the NHS about swine flu... But all im getting is crackling.

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YOUR GO!

I dont get it lol

lool

there r 3 jokes its not 1 big 1 lol

1. Thomson are doing a deal, £99 to Mexico, one day. Now thats not a deal to be sneezed at.

2. My Mate said he has swine flu.. I think he's just telling porkie's though!

3. They say you can only catch swine flu through infected pig's..... I heard Jack Tweed is shitting himself

4. Been on the phone to the NHS about swine flu... But all im getting is crackling.

5. I think I'm getting that Swine Flu.... I keep coming out in rashers.

6.

hahaha the jack tweed one is quality! lol

lmfao

i dont think i can post one of them so i wont run the risk

but heres one that isnt to bad

Mad Cow Disease, Bird flu, Foot and Mouth, and now swine Fever...
beastiality may be fun but it's bad for your health!

Kermit the Frog has been diagnosed with swine flu. It has been said that he contracted it after having unprotected sex with Miss Piggy.

What a muppet!

swine flu? What's the fuss?
S'nowt.

lol like the last one of yours Qu lol