job interview

you're here for the job interview i take it.
Yes i am replies mr woodcock.
Well the job is 8 til 5 monday to friday and it pays 50 grand a year. Thats nice said mr woodcock.
Is there anything you'd like to tell us mr woodcock?
Well, he says, i dont drink tea or coffee.
ok, says the interviewer, thats not a problem. is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
Well, i dont have any bollocks, says mr woodcock!
Err ok, you didnt have to tell us that but not to worry. Well, if we do take you on, you would only need to work 9 til 5 mr woodcock.
Why do i only have to do 9 til 5 when the others will be doing 8 til 5, Mr woodcock asked.
Well, the reason is that for the first hour we just stand around drinking tea and coffee and scratching our bollocks!!

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