jokes

a woman sed to a man u make love like u decorate the man sed wot with long smooth strokes and a profesional finish the women sed no ur just like the council u cum make a mess and i have to finish the job myself


a couple go out to the zoo one day and the woman walks past the gorilla cage an the gorilla gets a hard on the man lafs then he flashes the gorilla by liftin up the womens top and the gorilla goes mad so then he lifts her skirt and the gorilla goes wild then the man opens the gorilla cage and throws the women in ans sez now tel him u have got a hedace