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Few jokes
16 years 9 months ago #75155
by Andyfloss
Just call me Andy the Shrew!!
Few jokes was created by Andyfloss
dawn french has been diagnosed with the flesh eating bug MRSA....doctors fear she had 30 years left.
man hires a chinese private investigator chen lee, to watch his wife. a few days later he gets this report:
Sir.
I watch your house
you leave your house
he come to house
he and she leave house
i follow
he and she go hotel
i climb tree and look in window
he kiss she
she kiss he
he strip she strip
he play with she she play with he
i play with me
i fall out tree
i not see
no fee
chen lee
very sorree! x
peter invites his mum for tea. she notices his flat mate joe is very hansome and slightly camp. and although she suspected peters gay he denied everything. a week later joe says to peter "ever since your mum came to tea i cant find the frying pan"...peter emails his mum saying "mum im not sayng you DID take the frying pan and im not saying you DID not take the frying pan but its been missing ever since you came, love peter"....his mum replies..."dear son im not saying you DO sleep with joe and im not saying you "DO NOT" sleep with joe but if he had been staying in his own bed he would have found the fu**ing pan by now"..love mum
a man walks into a woods with a little girl.. half way through the woods the girl screams and says " i dont like it in here im scared and its dark"....the man says .."your scared...ive gotta walk back on my own!"
a darts player steps up 2 the board and starts to throw his darts. the 1st on hits treble 20 and the second double 20 just before he throws the 3rd dart ET walks into the bar and infront of the board ...without thinking he throws his dart and hits ET in the head... the darts players score was 100 and ET
man hires a chinese private investigator chen lee, to watch his wife. a few days later he gets this report:
Sir.
I watch your house
you leave your house
he come to house
he and she leave house
i follow
he and she go hotel
i climb tree and look in window
he kiss she
she kiss he
he strip she strip
he play with she she play with he
i play with me
i fall out tree
i not see
no fee
chen lee
very sorree! x
peter invites his mum for tea. she notices his flat mate joe is very hansome and slightly camp. and although she suspected peters gay he denied everything. a week later joe says to peter "ever since your mum came to tea i cant find the frying pan"...peter emails his mum saying "mum im not sayng you DID take the frying pan and im not saying you DID not take the frying pan but its been missing ever since you came, love peter"....his mum replies..."dear son im not saying you DO sleep with joe and im not saying you "DO NOT" sleep with joe but if he had been staying in his own bed he would have found the fu**ing pan by now"..love mum
a man walks into a woods with a little girl.. half way through the woods the girl screams and says " i dont like it in here im scared and its dark"....the man says .."your scared...ive gotta walk back on my own!"
a darts player steps up 2 the board and starts to throw his darts. the 1st on hits treble 20 and the second double 20 just before he throws the 3rd dart ET walks into the bar and infront of the board ...without thinking he throws his dart and hits ET in the head... the darts players score was 100 and ET
Just call me Andy the Shrew!!
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