Stephen Gately....

There was a wee singer called Gately.
Who hasn't been singing much lately.
After a bottle of Rum and a Cock up his Bum.
His trip to the sun ended fatally.


Stephen Gately dead eh?
What a bummer...


I can’t understand why Boyzone fans are upset by jokes about Stephen Gately.
It’s only words...


Micheal Jackson was gutted when Stephen Gately walked through the pearly gates, he thought a new arrival from the boys home was on the way.


Sad news from the International Boy Band Convention in Majorca today. Turns out no amount of lube could make Steven Gately Take That in the Boy Zone. The coroner has released his report claiming that Gately was found lying Blue and Wet Wet Wet after taking it N sync from too many Backstreet boys at once. He was quick to point out that no individual killer could be named as all the suspects Busted out of their McFlies at the same time.


It has been reported that Stephen Gately died from Seafood Poisoning
He was last seen eating a Chocolate Starfish.

oh dear they've started already

sickipedia by any chance jon?

i didnt even know..orr even who actually died!! lol..

QuBall wrote: sickipedia by any chance jon?

nah mate- type r owners club! millions of jokes up on there

ah just ive seen all them on sickipedia

Dear Louis,

I see myself as a huge fan off your work, but your decision to choose two, annoying pretentious, vile creatures to appear on x-factor has left me totally distraught.
You think these guys have the potential to be better than Boyzone or Westlife?
Over my dead body!!!

Love Stephen

At Stephen Gately's Graveside, His Mother Said "It's The Cleanest Hole He's Been In For A Long Time"

After The Death Of Stephen Gately, His Friends And Family Are Clearly Distraught, His Fellow Band Members All Said "They Were In Deep, Deep, Shock", His Partner Said "He Was A Great Man, And Will Be In Everybody's Thoughts" And Michael Barrymore Said "I'm Innocent"

I'm Disgusted!!!

... We Do Try