random jokes

Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this |<

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is 12 inches.
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How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

a,The knocking speeds up.
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What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?

a,The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.
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A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.
They had the following conversation:
Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.
Woman: Ok.
Dr: Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.
Woman: Ok.
Dr.: Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water.
After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me
what's wrong with me Dr.?
Dr.: Yeah. You do not drink enough water.
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What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch..
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Why are women like snow flakes??

They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face......
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What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A, groovy kind of love.
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What is the Australian for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Sheila!

And the Welsh?

Are you awake, Gwen?
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for you girls...

Why is 88 better than 69?

You get 8 twice.