toyota and honda jokes

insulting Honda owners is like making fun of the retarded kid in the special needs class...it's just not right


im just drivin my new prius, talk later , cant stop

carry on
i do have more but a certain parcel just came though the door you know the one jon b

wake me up when the vtec kicks in lol

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lol or just one skoda one then we wont be racist against cars just thought as toyota an honda both have had massive recalls there would be loads of jokes lol like jako

What's the difference between a Skoda and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Oasis tickets go fast!

I was stopped for speeding in a Skoda,
but I was let off due to the Copper(police officer) laughing too much.

What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A skip!

You don't have to think up any Skoda Jokes,
.........the Skoda is a Joke !

What's the difference between being caught inside Kylie Minogue's Bra and being caught inside a Skoda ?
You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !

lol the car in front is a toyota but if the car behind is one pull over

poor toyota im sitting in our lexus showroon looking at all of the cars in for the recall ouch!

ow yea almost forgot lexus are toyotas

Check out my new keyboard, its made by Toyotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... etc etc etc lol

why dont skoda sell convertibles? what use would a shed be without a roof!